How to tell if someone is boring through facebook

I'm all for not judging people through facebook, I'm like totally against it. However, there are some people you met once, added you on facebook and post the most mind numbingly dull facebook updates about their boyfriend, their coursework or even their pet guinea pigs, BORRIN. Here is a list kindly compiled to help you sort the dull from the dumb and the normal to the lame, (I sound like Anne Robinson from the Weakest Link, cool).

Kitty and what subjects she takes at college
People are always boring when they mention their academic achievements on facebook. For example Kitty here, (Kitty was invented for this blog, she does not exist) achieved 8 grade Bs in her GCSEs and is now starting New College to do phycology (which is the study of algae, so I presume she means psychology) to hopefully achieve CCCC to go on to some really average university to do Events Management. Kitty you may have some crazy name but god you're dull.

 Jessica Bum and Mr Boring's fast but passionate relationship
Nothing is worse than when stupid people who cannot spell confess their love for eachother through facebook. It' gets quite exiting when their short, whirlwind romance ends abruptly and angry status updates like "fukkenn h8 men, all prikz, gna becum lesbo" emerge, causing your nosey side to giggle and squeal in delight.


The predictable statuses and the comments that follow

Another example :  Leela Shoefoot: Passed my driving test wooop wooo!!
                  Daniel Horsefetish says: WARNIN- RESIDENTS OF SWINDON GET OFF THE ROAD
                   Craig Kettlechips says: Woooo! Road trip! Come round myn latr? ;)