why i like cats

I think cats are great because

1. Their fur is warm and soft. Sometimes they make me sneeze, but thats only if i forget to take an allergy tablet

2. When they are kittens, their head is really big and their tail is tiny. Like loveable little aliens.

3. When they get older, they have big long tails like lemurs.

4. They eat catfood. This isn't a good thing, because cat food smells, many a time I've fed my cat and found myself being sick aftwards. This shouldn't really be on the list.

5. When youre eating a roast chicken dinner, they sit next to your table and meow for chicken, i like this because it's like having a tiny fluffy beggar next to you begging for scraps of meat.

6. You can get cats that look like people, for example here is david bowie's feline double -

and here is Harry Potter's -

7. This picture is so weird, I don't understand it but I like it because it has a cat in.

 

18.  A lot of the time, when I wake up in the morning my cat comes to see me. She'll jump on my bed, with breath so bad it's as though 383 different types of rotten fish have decayed in her mouth overnight and she'll proceed to shove her cat butt in my face. This is really annoying and weird. I don't understand it, I don't want to see your bum.

12. Their purr is hypnotic. It actually is, thats how clever they are. They hypnotise you into giving them food.

23. My cat beat up my next door neighbour's chihuahua once. Plus she poos in their garden, which is great because they're annoying and talk loudly.

11. My cat once did a little poo under the christmas tree, it wasn't the nicest gift we've ever recieved.

34. They make noises like "AK AK AK AK AK AK AK" when they see birds/flies. It's also good having them, because they eat flies/spiders/moths.


1. Their paws have soft pads on them, like marshmallows with fur round it. but then they have these claws of death which retract like wolverine. which is cool.

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