My new years resolution

for the past 3 years has been "stop being such a bloke".

In my attempt to do this, I have so far

• Bought lipcote, which is this stuff that you apply over lipstick so it doesnt smear off down my face
• Bought new lipstick
• Wore a ribbon in my hair (for about 4 hours).
• Gone "awwwwh" at johnsons baby lotion adverts X 2
• Moisturised
• Bought new underwear
• Thought "I'm a bit fat"
• Eaten ice cream and thought about Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones

That's it so far, I'll keep you updated.